California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

Robert California

Dunder Mifflin/Sabre, intimidating, unsettling and yet profoundly charismatic C.E.O. in the sit-com The Office (season 8). According to Jim Halpert, he might be a genius (S7E21). According to himself, he is the f***ing Lizard King (S8E23). He is portrayed by James Spader, who was probably just being himself the whole time and did not even know he was filmed. Awesome character, regardless.

Robert California talked the former C.E.O out of her job. How does someone even do that?

by Vicere Fervide Chiappe June 29, 2018

California

hell

"Yeah I've been to California. I nearly wanted to actually be in hell."

by realdonladtrump November 12, 2020

California Earthquake

The shaking a bed makes from the passionate love making of two or more dudes.

He got up trembling after experiencing his first California Earthquake. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

by NavyDrew June 11, 2016

Montague California

Small Town of meth addicts, momma's who's kids are in cps custody and daddy's selling dope. Also home to broke ass old people living in tralier parks. Beware of stray cats.

Montague California is just a few miles from everything except meth.

by Dogmom76 June 25, 2018

california reaper

1. SPICYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2. A grim reaper guy who lives in california

1. DUDE GIVE ME THE MILIK I JUST HAD A CALIFORNIA REAPER TO SPICYYY EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. UH bro there is a california reaper outside our house run through the garden and go somewhere else quick!!!!!

by canoeboy27 August 28, 2022

california chest rub

Rubbin they chest so hard it gets sunburned like in california also they nut

Tiffany gave a California Chest Rub to Ben

by Nattyp23 April 5, 2017