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chocolate turtle

1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.

2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.
1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)

2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021
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little chocolate

Can refer to a snail, especially a garden snail, that you have befriended or a silly person in a humorous fashion
A: Have you seen my pet little chocolate?
B: Why would you keep a sweet as a pet?
A: I’m talking about my Gary the snail
by Toronto Esper May 27, 2023
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Chocolate simp

Someone who simps just for a piece of chocholate
Oh dude look at him he's being a chocolate simp
by Bunkertard June 28, 2023
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Chocolate Sandwich

The act of a white man dancing very closely between two black men in a club.
What happened at the club ther other night?
Not much. Firann, had a chocolate sandwich.
by LaneG August 20, 2009
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Chocolate Fondue

The hot melted chocolate you drizzle on bodies and lick off.
its kinky.
my wildest fantasy is to have someone drizzle hot melted chocolate fondue all over my body and lick it off. yum
by claricenumberone December 27, 2009
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chocolate smile

The act of shitting in to your hand and then smearing it on somones lips and cheek to make a smile.
Turn that frown in to a chocolate smile
by Waqas, Chris, David, May 23, 2006
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