by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. If u see Brandon suck him off
by Cool guy November 22, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. >Brandon - That one otherwise decent guy you know, who just can't keep his word for **** and always ends up canceling last second.
Accordingly:
>to pull a Brandon - Canceling an appointment last second.
Accordingly:
>to pull a Brandon - Canceling an appointment last second.
"Wait, where's Bran... Ohh, he pulled a Brandon again, didn't he?"
"Yea, who would've thought.. Just got a text, he won't be coming."
"Yea, who would've thought.. Just got a text, he won't be coming."
by DivineKNG October 14, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. A super senior in high school who can’t talk to girl because they can’t stand the smell from his long dirty hair. He is the most basic spic and is prefers men because he likes to get man handled.
by Llam1941 June 7, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. A LYING CHEATING UNFAITHFUL, MANIPULATING SELFISH,TRIFLING BEING, WHO WILL USE YOU TO GET WHAT THEY WANT ALSO AN EXTREME OPPROTUNIST AND A HOBOSEXUAL( A PERSON WHO ENTERS INTO A RELATIONSHIP TO PREVENT THEMSELVES FROM BEING HOMELESS) ALSO KNOW TO HAVE MULTIPLE CHILD BY MULTIPLE WOMEN WILL ALSO KNOWN TO CATCH AND PASS STD'S BUT WILL BLAME YOU KNOWING IT'S THEM. ALSO CLAIMS TO BE A MAN BUT REALLY A BOY RUN!
by QUEEN85 October 12, 2016
Get the BRANDON MCBRIDEmug. The Domestic Overachiever
If there was a competition for "Most Household Tasks Completed Without Asking For Help," the Brandon would win it every year and somehow still complain about not getting a trophy. Their laundry folding skills are borderline magical, and their ability to sweep an entire house without breaking a sweat is legendary. Any attempt to take over a chore will be met with dramatic protests and a side-eye that says, “Really? You think you can do it better?”
They will often remind you that they have done everything for the past 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 34 seconds.
If there was a competition for "Most Household Tasks Completed Without Asking For Help," the Brandon would win it every year and somehow still complain about not getting a trophy. Their laundry folding skills are borderline magical, and their ability to sweep an entire house without breaking a sweat is legendary. Any attempt to take over a chore will be met with dramatic protests and a side-eye that says, “Really? You think you can do it better?”
They will often remind you that they have done everything for the past 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 34 seconds.
Brandon vacuumed the entire house, dusted the ceiling fans, and put together a new IKEA shelf, all while I was sitting on the couch watching Netflix. He's basically the human version of a Swiss Army knife.
by Princesscait98 January 4, 2025
Get the Brandonmug. The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.
by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021
Get the Brandonmug.