add bacon to my kale salad

When a vegan does anal with a meat eater.

Chad wants to add bacon to my kale salad.

by Mollex February 24, 2021

Where's dat bacon crisp at?

Said to start or get conversations going again. Think of the term 'juicy conversation'. "Where's dat bacon crisp at?" basically means, "What juicy/crispy information do you have?" It can be taken literal as, "Who's got/cooking bacon?".

"So, where's dat bacon crisp at?"
"My dad was murdered last night by a man with a slice of bacon."

by HunterIsMadness September 17, 2012

smoke some bacon

The act of performing oral sex on a man. The term is used in a pejorative context and can be used as a sharp retort to an insult directed at you

"John you are so dumb"
"Bill, go smoke some bacon"

by solestar May 27, 2013

Den Danske Bacon

Den Danske Bacon or in english "The Danish Bacon" is a small danish youtuber with 51 subscribers. He is good

Den Danske Bacon is a great youtuber

by Den Danske Bacon June 8, 2020

Makin' the bacon

A term used to describe making a lot of money in a legitimate manner, usually through a boring line of work.

"Bacon" is pronounced similarly to "Baking", to make it rhyme with "Making". Therefore, the term is pronounced "Makin' the baekin".

"Hey man, what's shaking?"
"Not much bro, just here Makin' the bacon at work."
"That sucks man, pub tonight?"

by toespider September 24, 2020

Baconhater

The quintessential example of a person who does not understand and radicalizes their dislike of the perfect food -- Bacon.

Man, all those vegans -- Baconhaters

by Lurik April 21, 2011

Bacon and Egg

A discreet way in which to tell someone who do not give a shit about what they are saying, and in fact can't believe they are saying it all.

Boring person: I bought some Jeff Banks boxers today!
Normal person: Did ya mate? I had a fucking bacon and egg this morning!

This could be followed by others saying: oh dear mate, you've just been bacon and egged!

Can be reinforced with actions such as those that imitate a bazuka, catapult etc firing bacon and egg at them.

by AB123456 June 9, 2011