Based Shower

The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.

Yo bros I just took a based shower, we ready to go to McCoy’s?

by San Jamar August 7, 2022

Based

When you don’t get “the Vox” just to annoy liberals

Alex: are you voxxed?
Pred: no, I don’t believe in it
Alex: based

by JesusMartinez-Muñoz April 8, 2022

Rounding the bases

When the runner loses a finger for every base achieved.

Rounding the bases is necessary for the game to play correctly.

by ellsworthtoohey December 11, 2017

84th base

Fucking five dead hookers inside a whales mouth

Guy 1: Dude... I got to 84th base yesterday
Guy 2: ... why?

by shethemtittys September 9, 2025

Based

Kinish

You are a BASED
why are being like a BASED

by Iliketoeatbananaandapples March 8, 2021

Based

A cringe word that online right wing virgins use to describe themselves. Essentially means they hate everyone who doesn't look like them and isn't straight or capitalist. It is the virgin's way of identifying other virgins online.

Virgin 1: "Based?"
Virgin 2: "Yes, I haven't showered in 7 days? How based is that??"
VIrgin 1: "Super based!"

by antiFascist161 July 21, 2024

Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.

Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!

by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019