Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
Get the Ex-boyfriend Diseasemug. by poopopppooo August 11, 2021
Get the national boyfriend daymug. I have an overprotective boyfriend
by anonymous December 20, 2023
Get the overprotective boyfriendmug. April 12th is national ride your boyfriend day. This is the day where girls do all the work. Cowgirl type shit.
by Risawood April 11, 2023
Get the National Ride your boyfriend daymug. by spencerreidsupermacy April 16, 2022
Get the Cove Holden’s Boyfriendmug. Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024
Get the national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to daymug. A boy and man that would do anything for you. Loves you, and cherishes you no matter what. Thinks you're beautiful, no matter the day, or even if u don't feel good, or feel yucky. Your personal masseuse, who, at a moments notice, will stand up, and start massaging your shoulders, or sit next to you, massaging your back, or will sit on the floor, and massage your feet. There is really no limit.
Most boyfriends would buy anything they could for their girlfriend.
Most boyfriends would buy anything they could for their girlfriend.
Who's that massaging her feet?
Oh, that's her boyfriend
Ohhhh, lucky, I need to get one.
Or
Who's that drooling over there?
Oh, that's my boyfriend. He thinks I'm gorgeous.
Oh, that's her boyfriend
Ohhhh, lucky, I need to get one.
Or
Who's that drooling over there?
Oh, that's my boyfriend. He thinks I'm gorgeous.
by throwdownforwhat? February 23, 2023
Get the Boyfriendmug.