Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK GET OFF HIM HE'S ,OME HIM. HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BACK OFF. NO JACK. STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.
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He had zero bitches and gets sexually assaulted by his cat. Alex quit school because it was too hard and found a new passion in being a absolute nigger to society
He had zero bitches and gets sexually assaulted by his cat. Alex quit school because it was too hard and found a new passion in being a absolute nigger to society
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Friend 2- Bro that was so unfunny you sound like Alex arsenault
Friend 2- Bro that was so unfunny you sound like Alex arsenault
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A: "They Alex-Smithed the head nurse?! But I thought she was doing a good job?"
B: "I guess the Doctors found someone else they believed could better suck them instead of just being a dick manager."
A: "They Alex-Smithed the head nurse?! But I thought she was doing a good job?"
B: "I guess the Doctors found someone else they believed could better suck them instead of just being a dick manager."
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From Alex Day's video 'Big Girls in Costumes'
"A lot of cosplayers don't dress their size. If you are a chubbier person, there are a lot of chubby characters in fandoms, Embrace it. Y'know dress up like characters that are the size you are. You can be the Hulk, you can be Java the Hut, Merida from Brave."
"...Why are you doing that to everyone?" (about a larger girl cosplaying a thin character)
"A lot of cosplayers don't dress their size. If you are a chubbier person, there are a lot of chubby characters in fandoms, Embrace it. Y'know dress up like characters that are the size you are. You can be the Hulk, you can be Java the Hut, Merida from Brave."
"...Why are you doing that to everyone?" (about a larger girl cosplaying a thin character)
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