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Shit an ace

To find no signs excrement on the first wipe.
To cut costs UK prisons found that introducing oatmeal for breakfast would reduce the usage of toilet paper by 87%

Prisoners from South London would often call out to their governor, "Guv, I shit an ace innit" and roars of cheers would resonate around the young offenders wing of the prison.
by Joe Smiff March 1, 2024
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Ace in the Hole

An Ace in the hole is another way of saying asexual
"Now, Alastor, she's much too young for you. Oh, I'm just kidding. I know you're an Ace in the Hole"
by durpoutboy March 3, 2024
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Central AC guy

Definition: "Central air conditioner" or "Central AC" is a term used to describe certain individuals who cross boundaries in terms of being overly affectionate. Specific behaviors include acting as a friend but displaying excessive intimacy, excessive care, and overly familiar gestures that appear to outsiders as crossing the line. However, these individuals insist that it's merely ordinary friendliness and small talk. Even if they have a girlfriend, they continue to maintain relationships that hover in a gray area. However, those who receive this affection don't find it repulsive and actually enjoy the mildly ambiguous feeling. If there's mutual attraction, they might misconstrue the other person's intentions as romantic and develop feelings in return.
Girl 1: How's ur interaction with Jake
Girl 2: omfg he such a Central AC guy, ugh

or

Girl 3: So, what were you guys talking about?

Girl 2 : Oh, just discussing John's behavior lately. He's been acting an ac guy.

Girl 3: Really? How so?

Girl 2: Well, he's been overly friendly, you know? Always wanting to hang out and being a bit too touchy-feely.

Girl 1 : Exactly! And did you notice how he treats his girlfriend? It's like he doesn't even realize he's crossing boundaries.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's pretty uncomfortable to witness. I wonder if she's okay with it.

Girl 1: I doubt it. But what's strange is how everyone seems to enjoy his company despite all that. It's like they're attracted to the uncertainty.
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Ace

Ace being from asexual, ace means to not have sex and to die a old virgin.
“Yo you know his 96 and died a complete virgin, right?”
“Yeah, that dude was a massive ace”
by Poopyhead1801130196 July 11, 2022
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Ace

Guy: Hey look, it's Ace!
Girl: I love Ace!
by irene.__ July 17, 2022
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Aces right

used when talking about small, microscopic things. also used when talking about instances with bad outcomes
mark: that party was so awful
jacob: yeah it was smaller than aces right
by yankriotharfer9 July 19, 2022
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ace and Alicia

Look at ace and Alicia they where made for each other
by Niky piky July 21, 2022
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