Anal Deficiency

A hole too tight it closes at young ages 3-7 years after birth unless it is stretched.

Big Man: Do you have an anal deficiency?
Tiny Bitch: Yeah... Since I was 4 my hole has been closed.
Big Man: I'll just make one.
Tiny Bitch: oh shit...

by That one guy busting his nut January 19, 2018

anal crawler

A creature that crawls up your ass, stealing your shit and placing it in your mouth.

My breath taste like shit, an anal crawler visited me last night

by Wolfpup1424 May 25, 2020

anal emergency

That feeling you get when you have to go. Right now. Or you may shit yourself.

Sorry I knocked you over grandma, I had an anal emergency!

by Sivarticus January 12, 2014

Anal Gurning

Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".

My girlfriend pulled an anal gurning face last night when we had anal sex..

by John is badder than me. October 8, 2014

Anal Cowboys

A gang founded in 2007 in Otaki, New Zealand.
Well known for travelling New Zealand and having GOOD TIMES!!
Sponsored by Dou Bros.

Man those Anal Cowboys are so hardcore... at having good times!!

by stupid retard January 24, 2019

anal pony

Anal pony: the act of riding a girl in the horse position with your dick in her ass

I gave Jessica an anal pony last night, best time of my life

by Kackiw March 29, 2016

anal mop

A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.

'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'

by ohmegalomaniac July 10, 2016