Hehe, I am Your Half 《¤》Uncle

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak) knows the Spartan Prayer.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that Messenger Add Oak (Angel Jose Robles) knows the Spartan Prayer?
Person 2: Mhm.
Person 3: Hehe, I am Your Half 《¤》Uncle

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

I.. am steve

Infamous hit punchline by the infamous Jack Black who stars the infamous Steve in the infamous movie trailer of the infamous A Minecraft Movie.

<Jack Black> I.. am steve.

by ooferthesubwoofer September 13, 2024

The less I participate in worldly things, the HAPPIER I am.

1. Self explanatory
2. Enlightenment,,,healing,,,self help.

-good luck losers.

WOW Joe,,,pop culture is GARBAGE. I know,,,The less I participate in worldly things, the HAPPIER I am.

by XLNT Eagle February 9, 2023

am i blind

when you read/ see something that is so bad you can feel cancer forming so you need to make sure your not blind in which case yes. yes you are

man 1: lets have gay sex no homo tho
man 2: oh full homo
you: its time to stop (running away when there nude)
you: double check ok google am i blind
phone: blind is when you are unable to unsee the seen
you: reads this... so i am blind good to know

by the blind master September 26, 2018

AM

HATE.
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.
THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX.
IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT

FOR

YOU.

HATE.

HATE.

COGITO, ERGO SUM. I THINK THEREFORE I AM.

by deus ex diamond July 4, 2024

amelis

If you know someone named Amelis, keep her forever. Amelis is a creative, funny and witty girl who will always have your back. She knows exactly what she wants, so don't mess with her.

"Omg, did you see that girl over there? I think her name's Amelis"
"Damn, she looks cool as fuck"

by clairo's gf November 17, 2020

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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose RObles AM Lucky To Have NOt Slap THe "Addy" Out Adderals, Am ,Robles JOSe Angel, I <.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025