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Jordan Teixeira

My amazingly hot sexy husband....13 years younger and knows how to please his wife....over and over ....bad temper but it's kinda hot...tbh👿 hella sexy when he is playing games or Pokemon with our son...little bit of a asshole...but I'm kinda a bitch so it's a fair trade ....only man who knows how to handle me😘😘

MY DADDY 💋💋
ALSO YES HE HAS A HUGE DICK BUT IT'S MINE SO DONT FUCKING TOUCH......
by Mrs.JessicaAnnTeixeira October 16, 2020
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jordan

jordan is a hoe
by Jksbfusjfhsuwnkdxi December 2, 2023
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Jordan Faris

A loving woman from York, SC who any man would be lucky to have
I am so in love with Jordan Faris,
by stowe123 February 9, 2010
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Jordan

A word the whites now use as a substitute for the ‘n word’ as thinking they’re funny but they’re not .in fact they are just failed abortions.
“ This ‘Jordan’ is wildinn rn”
by Puthayd3stroy3r April 5, 2021
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Jordan

A boy who is funny, strong, and a bit annoying.
"Jordan is like hulk"
by dj_beans October 26, 2020
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Jordan Libretto

She’s a one in a lifetime person… just kidding she is one of the most queer people you will ever meet. Jordan is a dirty Italian whose forehead is competition with sky scrapers. She also lies about insignificant things, ie. her eyes are green and she says they are blue. All in all she is the best friend I could have asked for.
Jordan Libretto is way gay, like wow like hello.
by BigPenile November 22, 2023
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Jordan

me: damn they're cute
Jordan: yeah they are :)
by notaheterosexual March 10, 2022
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