Jew Bagle

A Jew that is retared

Christopher Michael Nunez is a Jew Bagle

by BIG DADDY T-MAC June 19, 2009

Jew Boo

An extremely attractive girl of Jewish heritage/religion.

Rick: I say! that girl is very visually appealing. I think I'll initiate a conversation with her.

Doug: Oh Rick, you ignoramus! You can't do anything of the sort!

Rick: Well, why the dickens not?

Doug: That female right there is a Jew Boo. She's already romantically involved with Seamus Goldstein!

by aluvv June 14, 2011

Jew Nut

A put down or insult very similar to "jew," its the new age Jew insult and should be used freely but only where it won't offend real jews.

"Shut up LEwis you're bein a jew nut"

"Shut up you dumb jew nut"

by MD Hick December 8, 2006

orthodox jew

the most intelligent of the jewish family,known for spirally curls of hair, most religious of the judaism religion, and they usually wear a fuckin sweet top hat like thing.

My friend cory who is an orthodox jew, drives an echo everywhere and rides a bike in the summers like a little bitch.

by max123654 January 2, 2008

Beer Jew

Someone who goes around looking for the cheapest beer no matter how shitty it taste. They generally brag about how they found a place that sells beers on tap for 75 cents in some hick town with a population of 9.

They refuse to share beers usually stating, "Im dont wanna sick dude!" An also dont wanna even set foot in a bar until happy hour.

They also get frustrated when you or a homie buys a nice type of beer or god forbid, a cocktail.

Example 1

Brando: "Yeah can I get a newcastle please"

Oscar: "DUDE! Dont get that. get a highlife. thier on happy hour an its a buck! cant beat that!"

Example 2

Garrett: "Hey man, last night I was at this place that sells microbrews on tap, ok, MICROBREWS! 55 CENTS! I go sooo drunk an my bill was like 11 bucks. HAHAHAAHA"

Phil: "Dont be such a beer jew, that shit was probably just water with rubbing alcohol."

by llegoz October 16, 2009

jew mullet

a haircut most prominently found in the early nineties, any curly mullet will do, being jewish is not required, although lots of product is required. And can only be the nastiest of the nasty

the limo driver in wedding singer has a good example of a jew mullet.

by Roy D. Lewis March 4, 2008

jew sack

a large bag filled with jews that are partying, getting drunk, making out, and banging
(credits to jarvis)

ashley drank beer and got banged while she was in a jew sack.

by RhinoMeg June 26, 2008