Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

Why is urban dictionary a thing

it was supposed to be a dictionary for words but become a mindless shitty thing for jokes and sexual stuff and more.

tommy: MAMA

mom:kid why u cry

tommy:URBAN DICTONI

mom:fuck u

tommy: why is urban dictionary a thing

by My Password January 21, 2023

Hand circle thigh thing

a tremendous addition to the sex lore commonly performed by someone known as "that motherfucker or perhaps "him"

He did the Hand circle thigh thing it was crazy

by Mrwhippie7676 December 8, 2022

Boykisser Thing

An item that a boykisser would possess.

Ryan: What phone do you have?
Rajesh: The latest Iphone
Ryan: What car do you drive?
Rajesh: MG Comet
Ryan: Damn you got so many boykisser things

by lucbin July 26, 2024

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Mousey thing

Having rough rat sex after marriage.
Fucking your husband ears.

Lets do the mousey thing later

by Miss dandelion October 29, 2021

Zing Your Thing

Slang term from the 1960's for using hot sauce, chilli powder or hot peppers in a sexually intimate manner.

"I got some hot sauce here baby, let me 'zing your thing' to spice up the night!"

by ZingerAU September 23, 2011