You pull your erect penis out of her vagina and place it on your forearm extending past your wrist, flick your wrist down while you ejaculate on her face
“Man last night me and my girlfriend were role playing and it was super hero night so I did the SPIDER MAN all over her face”
by Pyiter pocker January 22, 2021
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by Hockeyjunky32 June 26, 2017
Get the Man from Bristol mug.Monkey man is a character played by the YouTuber soup. He has a danish moo cow named Trippy. And Monkey man‘s arch nemesis is Bigfoot.
by Germanyisthebest April 27, 2021
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by Monkebru April 27, 2021
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A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018
Get the soft-bearded man mug.A person yearning to be recognized as rich by others, yet is cheap and petty, resulting in compromised ostentatiousness. The “L” logo of the vehicle is widely considered to represent a loser driver.
My sister’s bf is such a Lexus man- He wanted to show he’s got money by getting a Mercedes, but was too cheap to pay for the options, so he got a Lexus for the freebies. Now we all know that he’s a cheap guy with money! What a Loser!
by snedmondo August 26, 2022
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