National Dick slap day

On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.

Today I grabbed 69 dicks for National Dick slap day.

by Big nasty 69 May 25, 2018

Great Big Bag Of Dicks

What you call someone who's more than a dick. That person has to cross the line of being a dick multiple times. This is also a Supernatural reference towards Lucifer.

In Supernatural 5.19 Hammer of the Gods

Gabriel: Lucifer, you're my brother. And I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
Lucifer: Wait, what did you just say to me?

by Natikan June 20, 2016

I'm as serious as dick cancer

The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.

Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!

by Hankscolts November 13, 2011

Wobbly Dick

A very small penis!!! commonly with the name peanut or garret. and enjoys shiting on femals chest and then eating it when hes done. then goes home and masterbates to what he has done.

man that shit was huge Wobbly Dick!! but it was very good!!

by afroman:) May 24, 2009

getting my dick wet

Inserting a penis into a wet vagina

I just got done fucking my girl, thats why i wasnt able to answer your call, i was getting my dick wet.

by Blowkush November 24, 2013

get off my dick

A term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.

Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".

"Dude why are you you doing your homework?"
-Get off my dick

"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick

"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick

by Profficial January 7, 2010

destroy your dick december

Simular to no nut November but the opposite as on the first you massterbate 1 time on the second 2 times until the 31 you massterbate 31 times for a total of 496 times in December

“Are you gonna participate in destroy your dick december?”

“Hell na man my dick will come probably fall off.”

by sgstd November 20, 2017