An elusive variation of the sasquatch with slightly more human features that, when threatened, bends down and evacuates his bowels into his hands than furiously claps with the excrement still in hands.
"did you see that, it was the elusive moonkeey man. he seems to be coming over here.... wait, does he have sh*t in his hands! Wait whats he doing? ...... AAAaAAAAAaAaaaaAAAaAAAaAaA."
by [man}P[M] December 19, 2024
Get the moonkeey man mug.A festival that involves black men who are killing random stuff. Also, white people are allowed. Chicago is another word for it. Most of th time it has no meaning and is said out of the blue.
by FreeRangeLemon June 6, 2018
Get the Black man killing fest mug.Has a great sense of humour and is good looking. Normally has a really late set bedtime, because his parents are chill. He never gets in trouble for anything, but does the most outlandish stuff. Goes one girl at a time (respectful). Unique!
by Old child 64 November 22, 2021
Get the George Manning mug.A person who has the same zodiac sign as their bsf. I was told to write a larger paragraph. Cant hold a dog. Unnecessarily rude.
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Get the Man-vi mug.Did you see bamf man last night on tv, he saved the united states from that terorist attack?
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