Up the Old Dirt Road

The act of two homosexual males having sexual intercourse.

Check out his partner.....he just took it up the old dirt road.

by GottaLoveRobin June 28, 2009

Up all night autographin' it

A way to say you had sex with someone. Comes from the song "Sweat" by Chris Brown ft. Flo Rida.

"So, dude, what'd you do with your girl last night?"
"I was up all night autographin' it!"

by danananabatman February 27, 2009

Beat up Catchers Mit

slang for a fat whore's very used taco

Man, her catcher's mit could easity catch a bowling ball.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

stepping your game up

When in a relationship. hooking up with a girl that is hotter then your girlfriend.

Hey didn't you cheat on Amanda....... Nah i stepped my game up by hooking up with Amy. yea your right you were just stepping your game up.

by yeabuddy101 February 26, 2011

fucked-up-ed-ness

see fuckage, you fucker.

Examples hit the top on the fucked-up-ed-ness meter

by Tory Burnett May 22, 2008

beat your shits up

1. When one is about to KO in Super Smash Bros
2. When one is being attacked viciously by an angry Ridley.
3. When the Pirimids are trying to get all up ons and steal your key.

1. Man you're totally beating my shits up
2. That Ridley is going to beat your shits up
3. Those Pirimids are trying to beat your shits up for that fuckin key.

by Meta Knight September 29, 2008

creamy wake up call

A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.

Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.

by Easy Rider 2008 March 7, 2008