I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.
One. Dude, I can’t even.
by BusyPooping September 22, 2022
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Me when i lie

A phrase used to backhandedly/sarcastically call someone out on their bullshit.
Random: “I was feelinall up on Megan last night brah…”

You: “That’s funny. Me when I lie.”
by kurpluthy June 10, 2025
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I depend on you

A short sentence associated with a low-quality drawing of 2 shape figures, a yellow and blue one, hugging each other. This was posted around December 2024 on Twitter (X).

It has since then become a redraw meme and a catchphrase.
Person 1: I depend on you... *tries to hug other person*
Person 2: omg thnx for reminding me to redraw that meme!
by repufolklore January 04, 2025
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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 10, 2025
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I gotta call TJ

Code words for “ I gotta take a dump in Apt.”
Man my belly Hurts!! I gotta call TJ!
by Winger444 September 29, 2023
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I woke up today

A term mostly used by some people on BandLab named projekt5 and Grøøt, which has a lot of meanings, most notably meaning that a person woke up or that something is amazing. Derived from Grøøt's own song "Daily Routine"
"I woke up today
And I knew it was gonna be a great day"
- Grøøt, 2024
by ran2010 January 02, 2025
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