keen as shit

Extremely excited about something. So excited there is an inability to think of any other word at the time so the swear word shit is used.

Hey man want to ride my motorcycle?
Oh my god! Hell yes! I’m keen as shit

by Wise plumber February 27, 2018

fucking shit

shit that is fucking itself

1. you smell like a fucking shit

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023

Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.

Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.

by big balls23 June 9, 2022

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

Type A Shit

A shit so hard and big it would rip you in half to excreate

When Bro's pissing me off so I low-key blast by type a shit plug at him

by Cid Kagenou May 18, 2025

That French Shit

Top shelf liquor or expensive.

Bartender give me some of that french shit.

by That French Shit December 27, 2020

Shit in the corner

Annoying shit that needs to be taken care of soon but not immediately.

"Why haven't you taken out the trash yet?"

"Relax women, it's just shit in the corner."

by alsalfai June 18, 2012