When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.
Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
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that is how to be a shetling, by S H E T L I N G S
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Hey little one, don't forget to have fun
you are such a ball because i want you to fall off the flat earth. ;)
As for you, you smell of poo
Somebody febreze you
So le-let me move
This is how to be a shetling
they like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeeeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
How to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
Do you understand, you are not a man
But if you think you are, we’ll have yoted to mars
If you get yoted, chances of life are slim
And when you die, you will no longer be a guy
This is how to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
This is how to be a SHE-EH-EH-EHTLING
and that is the meaning of the S H E T L I N G S
👇
Hey little one, don't forget to have fun
you are such a ball because i want you to fall off the flat earth. ;)
As for you, you smell of poo
Somebody febreze you
So le-let me move
This is how to be a shetling
they like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeeeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
How to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
Do you understand, you are not a man
But if you think you are, we’ll have yoted to mars
If you get yoted, chances of life are slim
And when you die, you will no longer be a guy
This is how to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”
This is how to be a SHE-EH-EH-EHTLING
and that is the meaning of the S H E T L I N G S
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