i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 03, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 26, 2025

i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>...C'mon Baby, I Let Myself Lately...<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>...C'mon Baby, I Let Myself Lately...<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>...C'mon Baby, I Let Myself Lately...<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025

everything i dislike is a cult

Something smart people say when Atheists claim all Christians are bad people

DumbAtheists: Christianity is a Cult

Sane people: everything i dislike is a cult

by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs February 04, 2021

But I love you no!

Default phrase of Indian origin, commonly used to indicate that whatever was said previously was untrue/does not matter and person saying it wants to be in other person's good books again. Alternatively, used to distract a person during an argument/boring conversation. The "no" at the end is for emphasis, Indian-style!!

Omg Jade is the sexiest thing alive......but I love you no!!

Salesperson: blah blah blah.....
You: but I love you no!!!
Salesperson: huh? (stunned silence)
You: (makes their escape)

by Bookworm Mamma's Girl February 17, 2010

S P I C Y

When something is absolutely extreme, or too much for someone to handle

Oh my gosh, Lilly is so S P I C Y

by **tskgucci@snapchat909 December 20, 2018