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Man

Sasha: Jake cheated on me with my sister

Trisha:you know he's such a Man
by Fuckmales December 30, 2020
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mans

If the plural of pan is pans, then why the hell is there no such thing as "mans"? - The Bullshit Man
by Ennel Huves September 22, 2020
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Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023
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Sassy man apocalypse

A hyperbolically conceived socio-cultural phenomenon characterized by a perceived and sudden proliferation of individuals—typically male-identifying—who exhibit heightened levels of flamboyant confidence, unfiltered audacity, and performative sass. This behavioral shift, often interpreted as both a challenge to traditional masculinity and a dramatic reconfiguration of social dynamics, is theorized (semi-satirically) to destabilize conventional interpersonal interactions, prompting widespread commentary across digital and real-world communities. The term is employed with humorous exaggeration, frequently within Gen Z and millennial vernacular, to denote the figurative ‘end of the world as we know it’ brought about by unchecked sass and bold charisma.
How did the Sassy man apocalypse come to be? Leader of the revolution Blaise D’Sylva
by copacabanachampion June 2, 2025
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37 year old man

An obese man who becomes really horny seeing an elementary school
Greg is so weird, he is such a 37 year old man
by Abdullahthenerd September 18, 2023
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1 man 1 horse

Swear that was the most notorious thing on earth, not as worse as two girls one cup tho... both gave me PTSD, don't look up
Friend:aye, look up 1 man 1 horse
Me:huh. What's that?
"Looks up, gains more trauma"
by Lynyo October 12, 2023
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Crypt is the man

A Youtuber that loves Kentucky Fried Chicken, his momma's barbecue, and an AMAZING VERSATILE ARTIST
Lor_Kreny: I jus put CRYPT IS THE MAN in my competition LMFAO
Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN
by Lucas Killmore February 17, 2022
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