Gold plated ass monkey

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.

Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.

by cheezl February 21, 2004

i pewpewpew'd your ass

phrase....created by someone very tumblr famous... used on a Vincent Castronovo Facebook Hater

person1-i will kill your favorite celebrity

you call the cops and person1 gets arrested

you-i pewpewpew'd your ass!

by JOswag July 29, 2011

fucked off my ass

to be so fucking drunk you dont know what you're saying

i was fucked off my ass last night idr fucking your mom man

by barbie legs February 6, 2007

Boss ass bitch

An old lady whose feminine perfume of sweat does all that jazz and wherever her ass moves she doesn't care. She plays around(your sight of what she makes) like a boss. Being a boss ass bitch requires mind blowing.

-She is so sweet that you can't tolerate.
-C'mon Eileen! She's a boss ass bitch.

by coolicecream August 28, 2015

Cock sucking ass bandit

a man who sucks cocks for a living and uses a transexual stage name on the weekends when performing sex acts for money.

michael is nothing but a cock sucking ass bandit who sucks Sal's dick off for money.

by jsa2 September 7, 2007

Kicking ass and taking numbers

When you are so good at something, people are lining up to challenge you and you have to give them a number and they have to wait their turn.

He had an awesome game of basketball today. He was kicking ass and taking numbers.

by John Boy2012 September 1, 2012

off brand ass nigga

niggas that just dont look right in the public

nigga 1: look at that off brand ass nigga

nigga 2: bahahahhahahaha

by reggie mcfly January 26, 2011