shit pit

a very dirty car... often splattered with cum and string cheeses.

"Yo man lets go take a ride in yo shit pit maybe catch some of dem hookas"

by EL NACHO... mucho grande April 15, 2015

Coat shit

When you have to take a shit so bad, you don't even have time to take your coat off.

Maggie and I went out for froyo, when I got home I ran inside to take a coat shit

by Kc021 April 25, 2015

shit

The stuff that comes out of an anus. Some times used as a racial term.

"His shit is crusty" "u little shit"

by rylinfields May 7, 2015

shit ribbon

A CERTIFIED Redneck word for toilet paper.

(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed

by RedneckCertificationPresident May 12, 2015

The Buffalo shits

The shit you take after eating at Buffalo Wild Wings™

BRO #1:Bro next time we watch the game how about we go somewhere else.
BRO #2: why?
BRO #1: because eating all those wings gave me the buffalo shits

by half life hacker May 26, 2015

Shit rain

When water falls from the sky just enough to move dirt around but not wash away the dirt.

Did you take your car to a dirt wash?
No, it just shit rain on my car yesterday.

Honey, you should clean the windows outside.
Naw, it's fine. You can barely see the dirt.
Ok, just wait until it shit rains on the windows.

by sdklegend June 6, 2015

Torpedo shit

Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.

Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!

by Exspellyouranus! June 11, 2015