Dick nose Doug Mary

One who is a complete jerk off and has a nose shaped of a dick

Man, he's being a dick nose Doug mary

by Post rosaries May 4, 2013

Suck Syan’s Dick Day

A special occasion where you are permitted to suck Syan’s extremely large cock and will experience a large amount of sperm entering your mouth. You cannot argue against this, everyday is Suck Syan’s Dick day.

Hey, did you know it’s Suck Syan’s Dick Day today?

by UnknownMasturbater November 10, 2020

Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

Sucking his own dick

To promote one's own product or shill for an advertiser during business/non-commercial hours. Increasingly common among radio talk show hosts.

Did you catch Limbaugh's third hour today? Right before the bottom-of-the-hour break, he spent a good three minutes sucking his own dick.

by Zim53 July 13, 2012

Dick Nose

Much like chinnuts, except while teabagging a hoe your dick lays on her nose. Thus giving her a dick nose.

I was dipping my nuts in this broads mouth last night and gave that hoe a straight dick nose.

by Joshau Newkirk October 27, 2008

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by TheMoreYouKnow100 June 11, 2017

My dick fell off

Something very bad that happened to you

"My dick fell off when failed my maths exam

by Ghee boy March 7, 2019