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crayzie ass shit man

WOW! That was some crayzie ass shit man.
by Mike Dingez SCM March 23, 2011
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man

Man.
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Carpet Man

A carpet man is a man who is always assertive with women, and they use him as an "entryway's carpet" (they metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
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Toast Man

Retarded Racist discord and reddit user from east Poland who lives in west Poland.
he has two beautiful daughters, Christine and Adama
"I fucking hate Toast Man he's a racist retard"
"kill yourself you nigger"
by Tit sucker January 20, 2024
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3 Man Squads

A squad in Fortnite with only 3 people. Usually is a friend is not there.
My friend was out of town so I had to do 3 Man Squads
by ManBlo September 18, 2018
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man

Adult or elderly person of masculine gender with 100% masculine biological sex.
Man.
by Hebrovuskrab February 16, 2025
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Port Manning

When your chillin' with your girl and not your homies
hey man, I'm gonna be on port manning tonight, so I'm not gonna be able to hang with you
by Pabloskii May 18, 2011
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