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Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.
Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw
by CianD_05 April 20, 2021
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omk (oh my kush)

similar to oh my gosh but much less corny.
i left my weed in my car, omk (oh my kush). omk (oh my kush) that girl is fire.
by man-1` July 16, 2011
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You my bitch! Suck it dry!

If u just got someone really good or need them to understand how much of nothing they are, this is the phrase to use. Best if used against Chirish or people named Daniel Tim.
(after slapping upside the head or on the nipple) You my bitch! Suck it dry!
by RespectMeBitch September 21, 2004
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brb my mums gonna use comp

code for be right back im goning to have a wank.
guy: brb my mums gonna use comp
other guy: k
by the guy person stuff August 25, 2008
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why did you break my heart

typically the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a past gf or bf. when you remember all that was and could have been and then remember how they screwed it up so now you you just draw pictures of broken hearts and try not to cry when you pass them in the hall and they completely ignore you
boy/girl 1: hey that chick/dude looks exactly like (person 2's ex)!
*walk by*
boy girl 1: did you see that? they just completely ignored you!
boy/girl 2: (to ex) why did you break my heart?
by erica388 October 13, 2011
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A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.
"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."
by danjin May 18, 2009
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