you wouldn't

A phrase used when someone says that they will do something and chicken out at the last second

guy 1:im gonna jump
guy 2:do it already
guy 1:i cant do it
guy 2:yeah you wouldn't

by liquid enigma February 22, 2012

you are stupid

In the end, the only one you called stupid is yourself

You are stupid, you genuine moron.

by Hotpies April 17, 2020

Fuck. You.

In going to commit suicide now, thanks... Assholes...

Girl: shut up.
Boy: Fuck. You.

by sweater-weather-txa February 21, 2015

Good for you

Good for you: sometimes a person can feel a little tired of listening to other peoples "stuff" and in conversation this fatigue sometimes resurfaces.

...oh and EVERYBODY has these moments sometimes. Depending on the "intonation" of how you say it, may it influence the conversation.

"uhhuh..uhuh..bless her heart..uhhuh..good for you...potatoes..uhuh..how nice..really? good for you..etc."

"Really, a new girlfriend?! Good for you!"

"Really, a new boyfriend?! Good-for-you."

"Really, all is going well?! Perfect! Good....... for....... you!"

by good attention January 11, 2014

fuck you

The only phrase where you can offer and offend somebody.

I would like to fuck you.--offer
I would like to fuck you and your mama.-- offend

by rans October 19, 2004

fuck you

Appropriate response when one friend is wronged by another who stepped out of line. “I disapprove of your recent actions. They seem to be completely out of character for you. If I believed you were that kind of person, I would have never become your friend in the first place. If you wish to continue our friendship, I demand that you immediately discontinue your unwelcome behavior and respect my boundaries as you have in the past. Please snap out of it. If you persist, I will have to stand against you to limit the damage you do in the future. I tell you this because I believe you might respond to constructive criticism. Otherwise, I would not be speaking with you at all. I hope we can get back to the way things were. The choice is yours.”

When Guy X is caught flirting with his best friend Y's date, Y responds, "Hey, fuck you, buddy. That's not cool."

by RepublicanDude March 17, 2004

you are sex

this can be used when someone is incredible attractive and you find them just really hot and sexy

"I love you babe, you are sex!"

by LIL90 February 26, 2008