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two finger award

An act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had sexual intercourse the previous night.

This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.
Frank: I heard Ryan banged Ally last night!
Greg: I know bro, I gave him the two finger award!
by MAC36 December 11, 2007
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Two Fingers Up

Means gets the lady’s, smart, cool, and has so much rizz
that dude with two fingers up is soo cool
by john34564 May 3, 2022
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Two Finger Notice

When you can no longer continue employment at your current job you give them both middle fingers on the way out the door. This type of self-termination is effective immediately. Giving a two finger notice almost guarantees you won't be able to work there again regardless of a change of mind. This notice is usually given by those that are mistreated by their boss(es) for an extended period of time. A person reaches their breaking point and is no longer able to give a regular two weeks’ notice. This type of notice is more common in minimum wage jobs (blue collar) but can be performed at any job or career. Many contemplate doing this but few actually follow through.
I could no longer take shit from Bill my boss so I gave him my two finger notice today.
by mgibson746 April 14, 2014
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two hole punch

when someone shoots themselves in the head with two guns at the same time, one on one temple and one on the other temple. the bullets meet in the center and explode
that guy killed himself, two hole punch style.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.
by StepOFFGeorge April 6, 2013
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Two Finger Dessert

Meaning to induce vomiting with two finger down your throat after you have (binge) eaten. Aka-Bulimia
Did you just go give yourself the two finger dessert?
by Agent42 June 15, 2010
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two part episode

when you excrete excrement and feel the need to do so again soon after
"I think the dump I took earlier I thinks its gona be a two part episode"
by seanbasil89 August 12, 2009
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Mass of two shits

Where is the city of Boston located? In Mass of two shits
by Dshostoppa December 23, 2021
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