turtle on my name

Commonly misheard lyric of "dirt all on my name" from the song Attention by Charlie Puth.

Note that "dirt all" sounds surprisingly similar to "turtle"

Don't be runnin' round throwing that turtle on my name.

by M'sBlUfF October 13, 2017

Screaming turtle head

A fart when an urgent need to poop is felt.

As he cramped near the toilet, Juan heard a screaming turtle head!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008

I like turtles

A responce to a boring question that you don't feel like answering. It may also, in rare cases, express one's true love of turltes. <3

Johnathan you're looking good you have an awesome face paint job what do you think?

-I like turtles.

by Michael Habic November 25, 2007

Squirtle On My Turtle

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

Ninja Turtle Piss

Mixed drink that looks like Ninja Turtle Piss...

Recipe
-1 Water Melon Four Loko
-4 Tilts 3 Green(Flavor:Lime) 1 Purple(Flavor:Purple)
-3 Roaring Lion Energy Drinks
-2 Shots of Cheap Vodka
-2 Shots of Cheap Whiskey
-2 Shots of Cheap Gin
-2 Shots of Cheap Rum
-5 Craisens
-1 Scoop of Jack3d pre-workout
-What ever else your drunk ass wants

What is that green shit...? It's Ninja Turtle Piss BITCHHH

Created at DePaul University

by DePaul University September 11, 2011

Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.

Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching

by DirtStar17 June 4, 2021