Tow Trucked

The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.

She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!

by Mikey Ehrmantraut May 30, 2015

levis truck

beat up old truck that has fog lights and rails on the back you cant make sharp turns into parking spots due to the large metal thing on the bumper.

Wow, look at the truck its definately levis truck.

by country girl you wish you had August 02, 2008

trucking asshole

An angry roadrage filled commercial truck driver.

Did you see that truck that just cut me off blowing his air horn? He is a real trucking asshole!!

by HTJA March 19, 2017

Kid Truck

A woman who pumps out 3+ kids without a stable family environment. Typically each has a separate father, who may or may not be identified.

Man, that broad is nothing but a kid truck. She's been plowed more times than an Alaskan road.

by DaHolmes November 12, 2023

bentley truck

Yeat's admired bentayga, an SUV by Bentley, pronounced ben-ley, not to be mistaken for Tonka, a Mercedes Benz G wagon.

"ride in that bentley, in tha bentley truck"
"I wan bentley I want money I wan bentley I want money"

by NammaJeff May 10, 2023

Cyber Truck

A boxy car that's a danger to society.

" IS THAT A TRAPEZOID?!"
" Nahh that's my cyber truck by the Lord and savior Elon Musk. "

by SuckMyNutz42069 December 11, 2024

Cyber Truck

Oh, speaking of Elon.

Hym "I saw a Cyber Truck the other day! On the road while I was walking home from work! In the freezing cold! With the pressure in my head and pain in my feet at the peak! It looked like a Playstation 2 car in real life! It was surreal! It was weird! I creeped me out looking at it!"

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024