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waiting for a train 

To go for a shit
Where's urko gone?..... she's waiting for a train
waiting for a train by monobollocks November 27, 2016

period i love the train 

not much to say but i love the train 🚂
S: Let’s take a train to Times Square

M: period i love the train🤪🤍🚂!!!

J.D. Train Ride 

(v). To travel for hours in order to pleasure your girlfriend with a dish brush.
I J.D. Train Ride all the way to syracuse
J.D. Train Ride by jidzzle1390 October 18, 2008

Choo choo Train

When a dude fucks a girl, while she bangs another girl with a strap on.....

the center chick could also be swapped for a tranny.
Our threeway quickly escalated to a Choo choo Train. We didn't finish until the train hit the station

Sex Train 

The sex train is the term used to define an alpha male's female follower fanbase. The sex train is a term often used by highly desirable guys to describe all the guy's options in the realm of females. Everyone on the sex train is sexually attracted to said alpha male and has or would engage in sexual activity with him.
DutchEastIndiaCo: Dude that girl is totally on my sex train

YMKS: Your sex train is empty

DutchEastIndiaCo: **winks** all aboard!

*They proceed to procreate passionately*

Guy 1: You never get pussy

Guy 2: Are you kidding, the entire female population is up in my sex train, choo choo bitch.

Guy 1: Even my sister?

Guy 2: Handed that one a first class ticket yesterday!
Sex Train by DutchEastIndiaCo. October 11, 2013

Pain Train 

the act of savagely attacking someone for no reason, ideally in a tag team mannor to generate the most pain for the person/rat being attacked.
Hugh: hey Tom fancy a pain train
Tom: ah how about rat boy?
Hugh: safe

*stalks prey*
insert: one bang
Pain Train by PainTrain1 April 22, 2011