Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" Y Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" Y Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" Y Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

Too Far

Putting peanut butter and having ur dog lick ur asshole while u got ya dick in ur mouth

I really like putting peanut butter and having my dog lick my asshole while I have a dick in my mouth. Woah bro, that’s too far.

by Emmit December 22, 2022

A nickel too much to get a dime

When someone is in need of public assistance, but make a nickel too much to be eligible.

"The cost of living has gone up so much that we're struggling to get by. I'm getting less food for a much higher price than a year ago, and my public assistance applications were denied. We would honestly be in a better place if I quit work and become eligible for all of the public assistance programs because right now I make a nickel too much to get a dime!"

by •R-C-O_4786• February 21, 2023

too much cabbage

giving the car too much gas

John was driving my Ford and gave it too much cabbage and hit the ruhbarb!

by kellyjrk2000 February 6, 2009

too turnt two wheels

The local alcoholics that have duis in the town of Lasalle/Peru and ride their bikes everywhere including to the bars and their jobs

I just saw too turnt two wheels ride his bike to the liquor store

by Bk2333 January 8, 2015

Too Pretty To Pull Out

Too Pretty To Pull Out.
(TPTPO, 2P2PO)
*Often a state of mind immediately before post nut clarity.*

-When a girl is so attractive that a guy forgets to pull out.
-When a guy is about to pull out but looks at an attractive girls face and she looks like a good mother.

Nancy: "OMG John, did you just give me a creampie?!"
John: "Oh yeah, sorry I forget to pull out because you are so pretty."

Steve: "hey John, why did you get Nancy pregnant?"
John: "she was just too pretty to pull out."

by 5harp February 19, 2025