by OMGitzRabbitz January 27, 2016

by J nasty January 11, 2020

See: Zombieland
A zombieis an undead entity that has usually been alive at one point in it's material existance. Has risen from the dead with one objective: To kill and eat all living things. (Preferably humans.) Considered one of the ways the world will -end- on 2012.
The what is considered only way to kill a zombie is to shoot it in either the heart or head,(See headshot.) preferably with a big gunBut even that is not enough. The 2nd rule of zombieland is to doubletap. It's only one bullet, and it isn't gonig to hurt you, is it? One more bullet for them, one less bloody and painfull way for you to die, and one less zombie. Everyone wins.
Zombies are also featured in video games such as Killing Floor, left 4 dead, and Call of duty. Many users have also modded source ( Half life 2,Counter Strike: Source,Garrys mod etcetra.)
A zombieis an undead entity that has usually been alive at one point in it's material existance. Has risen from the dead with one objective: To kill and eat all living things. (Preferably humans.) Considered one of the ways the world will -end- on 2012.
The what is considered only way to kill a zombie is to shoot it in either the heart or head,(See headshot.) preferably with a big gunBut even that is not enough. The 2nd rule of zombieland is to doubletap. It's only one bullet, and it isn't gonig to hurt you, is it? One more bullet for them, one less bloody and painfull way for you to die, and one less zombie. Everyone wins.
Zombies are also featured in video games such as Killing Floor, left 4 dead, and Call of duty. Many users have also modded source ( Half life 2,Counter Strike: Source,Garrys mod etcetra.)
Joe: Hey, Bill.
Bill: Yeah?
Joe: If there is ever a zombie apocolypse, can I use you as a meat sheild?
Bill: ...No.
Bill: Yeah?
Joe: If there is ever a zombie apocolypse, can I use you as a meat sheild?
Bill: ...No.
by TheDailyFail January 2, 2011

An issue that recurs despite applications and failures of multiple proposed solutions. Eg, a cat that has lived beyond its nine lives.
I can't believe this project is back. Remember 10 years ago when we thought this zombie cat would be over and done in a couple of weeks?
by beamguru August 8, 2025

by TEric1989 October 21, 2020

by DoctorWho? March 8, 2015

A forum zombie, sometimes known as a thread zombie, will torch through every post, whether relevant to the zombie or not, and use the information (no matter how outdated) to rule the zombie's every waking thought. While this condition is quite severe, there is treatment, but only if it is caught in the early stages. Warning signs of progression are as follow: Unresponsive gaze while or after reading the forum/thread, not eating/drinking/sleeping, re-responsive gaze and aggressively attempting to brainwash you into believing /b/ memes are funny and original or uses another highly unoriginal meme, lack of intelligent speech and writing/text structure, and finally, becoming a Scientologist or vegetable. Also, in rare cases, zombies can develop a condition known as Activision.
The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.
At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.
The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.
At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.
Person 1: I found out my friend was a forum zombie, so I had to beat some sense into him with his own PC.
Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?
Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*
Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?
Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*
by Professional Nobody May 8, 2016
