Deep dog turkey

Butt fucking a turkey and tieing zip ties around it to add pressure

You : My and my family deep doged that turkey on thanksgiving!
Me : I love to deep dog turkey

by DeepDogTurkeyLover69 October 7, 2021

turkey meatball sub

when you poop into your own hand and jack off with it

Man i have to got the worst urinary tract infection after i did a turkey meatball sub lastnight

by foggy_Octopus December 16, 2020

Pulled my turkey

A phrase used to describe a vague injury, typically a pulled muscle.

I can't play coach, I pulled my turkey!

by SinceUBeenSean April 26, 2021

Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)

Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"

by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014

Run your turkey

To urinate

Hang on a second guys, I have to go run my turkey...

by G-dog January 16, 2004

turkey neck fiesta

When a group of of men surround a sombrero and masturbate onto it.

Man, it's like a turkey neck fiesta in here.

by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011

brown turkey bacon

black under cover cop

that damm brown turkey bacon just pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket

by gav123 December 26, 2006