Elle Woods moment

The moment you realize you’ll never be the person your crush wants. You realize you’re enough they’re the one lacking, and you can finally move on!

“I finally had my Elle woods moment and blocked him!”

by Qogriffin December 27, 2022

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Miles Walden Wood

The Prime Minister of Cleveland High School. With the ability to vote over certain things. Overcoming dyslexia and his parents divorce to become the successful, beautiful specimen of a person he is today. With absolutely stunning feet. He’s known as the same animal but a different beast. As well as a lone wolf who plays by his own rules.

~Susan Walker

Local Cleveland High Student William Phillip says “It’s amazing Miles Walden Wood must feel like the King of Cleveland, but its a different government system than that”

by Susan Walker Writes November 25, 2022

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100 Acre Wood

A women or person with a large bush

Dude 1: Damn son the girl I hooked up with had a 100 acre wood.

Dude 2: Nice. Bruh! So did the guy I hooked up with last week.

by SydJJack May 25, 2015

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Chris wood depression

the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you

Chris just posted a insta pic dam now I have chris wood depression :(

by lorelaixfaith on tiktok January 6, 2021

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morning wood wizard

Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness

Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.

Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead

by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017

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