greasy window

When your friend is banging a special girl. That's licking a window, and the oil from her nose is smearing on the window.

The other day while toby was banging out Tabitha, on the bus it was totally creating a "greasy window".

by Zack89 December 30, 2017

Windows 1.0

The very first OS, not DOS, of Microsoft's computers, it was't a big hit, but it can also be known as Windows 1.01 a few days after it's release. The system came in a floppy drive that you can insert into a computer to read and will load the OS, it wasn't a really great operating system, as it was only really availabe to huge businesses and wasn't at first intended for home use. It was also declared too old to be running after Windows XP's release date.

Windows 1.0:
Prodecessor: None
Successor: Windows 1.1x
Release date: November 20, 1985.
End of support date: 2001

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 11, 2022

Windows 10

An Operating System that looks like a soggy piece of paper because of Oversimplification.

Person who prefers Windows XP/Vista/7/8/8.1: Why can't I just have a Luna/Aero/Metro theme?
Microsoft: bUt WINdowS 10! FlAT! sogGY PaperR TheME!

by LongTailCat3 February 21, 2021

The window wiper

The act of a gentleman duffing his spunk upon the belly of his consenting partner and then proceeding to vigorously wipe it off using his penis with window wiping type strokes.

I just the window wiper on ma bitch las night bro

by Wipey McWindow May 29, 2020

Outside Your Window

definition 1: Outside Your Window is a famous song for FNAF made by APAngryPiggy. a youtuber with 123K+ subscribers

definition 2: it might be a threat that someone or your friend might send you to either scare you or they might ACTUALLY BE THERE..

example 1:

person 1: hey! have you heard of "Outside Your Window?"
person 2: yeah! its a great song by APAngryPiggy.

example 2:

friend: hey.. im outside your window

friend 2: are you trying to scare me?! because you surely are!!!

by shxdow! September 09, 2021

Windows being Windows

When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.

This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.

This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.

Damn my Windows key fucking disabled it's self this has to be Windows being Windows.

by zpowers August 02, 2024

pick a window, you're leaving

when your dad has too many stellas and starts getting a bit keen

Pick a window, You're leaving

by cheeky mars October 01, 2016