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invisible string theory

Phenomenon popularized by tiktok, describes as having an "invisible string" between them and their partner. because of the string, they ran into each other multiple times in the past until they finally got together.
"The invisible string theory has been bringing us together for our entire lives"
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Animal Theory

When a male likes a female who weighs more than 250 pounds
by GucciGotch February 13, 2024
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HAYOSA’S THEORY

HAYOSA’S Theory states that the probability of bagging 5 baddies is to shoot for 10.
Brudda 1: broski, describe your college life!
Brudda 2: HAYOSA’S theory
by C&PM August 3, 2023
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Toothpaste theory

T = f(P, Q)
Where:
T represents the perception of time,
P denotes the specific properties of the toothpaste formulation,
Q signifies the quantum interactions involved.
This formula suggests that the perception of time (1*) is a function (f) influenced by the properties o the toothpaste (P) and the quantum interactions (Q) it engages with. It hypothesizes that these variables combine in a manner that alters temporal perception, as observed and tested through empirical studies.
Toothpaste Theory suggests that specific formulations of toothpaste, when applied in controlled settings, exhibit properties that interact with quantum particles. Through rigorous empirical studies and experiments, these interactions have shown measurable effects on temporal perception. This approach integrates principles from quantum mechanics to explore how everyday substances could influence fundamental aspects of time. The theory's foundation in scientific methodology ensures its reliability and potential implications for understanding broader scientific phenomena.
by Hooville dittlebottom May 19, 2024
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wing theory

The postulate that states the following:

A gentleman is either

a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.
Get him to take you to Buffalo Wild Wings on your third date, girl. Wing theory never lies.
by annalivia January 18, 2016
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The Accordion Theory

The theory that states that the universe as we know it all rests on one giant accordion, played by a transcendent figure, or “god.” “The Big Bang” was actually just the accordion beginning to expand. We know that the universe is expanding, but we don’t know why. The accordion theory explains this. As they accordion expands outwards, so does the universe. Once the accordion moves back inwards, the universe will collapse, and begin to shrink. Once the accordion fully closes, the universe will be gone. Once it opens again, the universe will be recreated from the Big Bang again, and repeat everything all over in the same exact order.

History repeats itself.
Yo, The Accordion Theory actually kind of makes sense. Got more weed?
by ThirstyThurston February 2, 2021
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The eye theory

The eye theory is when ones eyes are the ones that you are the most fascinated about, they always have a story to tell and just by looking them in the eyes tells you something of them.
Alex: look! John drew Emma's eyes the most accentuated and the most detailed, she doesnt even have such big eyes!
Kim: maybe he has the eye theory!
by Flxwerzy October 26, 2022
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