Mordecai from Regular Show is.
Mordecai: I'm just afraid of what'll happen because...(sighs) part of me is still waiting for Margaret to come back.
Rigby: What? Still? She's not coming back, dude. She's gone.
And Mordecai is The Biggest Simp..
Rigby: What? Still? She's not coming back, dude. She's gone.
And Mordecai is The Biggest Simp..
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Get the simp for gaara mug.A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.
Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"
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Get the SIMP FOR ANNA mug.Someone that can never get a hoe fase because they keep simping for people and feel bad if they would do anyone else
Guy 1: you think Adrian's gonna hook up with a girl at that party>
Guy 2: no probably not, he's a Serial Simp
Guy 2: no probably not, he's a Serial Simp
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