Lung Bitching

The act of annoying people by coughing excessively.

“I think Joe has bronchitis he won’t stop coughing”
“No, he’s just a lung bitching pussy. I wish he was dead”

by MeDabeast December 28, 2011

ticket bitch

A person set up in a traffic situation to recieve a ticket instead of you.

That ticket bitch will get pulled over before I will.

by Chochain April 6, 2019

flaming bitch

Someone who doesn't give a shit about anyone else and lets everyone know. This is an almost exclusively female pejorative and indicates that the person who just got called one is basically a cunt.

My boss ripped my balls out in front of the whole division for leaving early to go to my grandma's funeral last Friday and then slapped on two extra projects and a demerit on my employee record. What a flaming bitch!

by Freddy Boy1 January 5, 2010

No eyebrowed bitches

Bitches that have no eyebrows and like to flirt with the guy that you like because she is a dirty slut bag.

Man, those no eyebrowed bitches really are whores.

by StallionDuck May 4, 2011

Bed Bitch

A person who lays in bed and does nothing except maybe yelling at people to do things for them.

"Kyle is being a bed bitch right now for doing nothing while laughing at me for being productive."

"Don't be such a bed bitch, and get your own water."

by Mduncgrad August 20, 2014

Bitch McMuffin

1. A slutty girl who is overweight and has a visible muffin top.

2. Girl who sells her body out for food

Dat girl goes to McDonald's and fucks the manager for free meals, what a bitch mcmuffin!

by Tehgiz May 21, 2014

Murphy's Bitch

A person who is frequently a victim of Murphy's Law

Man A: I was going to go out tonight, but when i put my shirt on the sleeve ripped, i couldn't find my keys, The ATM rejected my card so i couldn't get any money out, and all my friends cancelled at the last minute...i think someone has it in for me.
Man B: Naw, You're just Murphy's Bitch.

by Killin2day June 24, 2011