This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
Get the Suicidal procrastinationmug. Is the act of driving on the wrong direction on a one way curve on highway 5 Alberta Canada between Magrath snd Welling in the icy winter, after dark with the lights off. If completed you earn the right to tell your friends that you did suicide corner
by Mahngeat December 9, 2023
Get the Suicide Cornermug. The cum shot during deep throating that causes you to almost choke to death.
When someone chokes on cum and cock while deep throating and almost dies.
When someone chokes on cum and cock while deep throating and almost dies.
"My wife almost died on that suicide swallow."
"I hooked up with a suicide swallower and she turned blue."
"She said she could take a load and died for the suicide swallow."
"I hooked up with a suicide swallower and she turned blue."
"She said she could take a load and died for the suicide swallow."
by AshLo907 April 18, 2025
Get the Suicide Swallowmug. Lilly. Dyes her hair every fucking second, walks around playing something in the way in her fag ass headphones or some suicidal shit she be listening to. A NEW DAY A NEW HAIR STYLE like no one fucking thinks you are cool bitch. Tells good people like @Taj to dig a hole and kill himself in it and do everyone a favour doing so. Like no one gives a shit about your suicidal, demon/ Satan summoning, emo, fucking bomb, crackhead looking ass.
by BIG NIBBAS IN MY ASS August 16, 2022
Get the Suicidal Emomug. a guy who sends you a dick pic and blocks you immediately after, regardless if you’ve seen it or not
person 1: omfg he sent me an unsolicited dick pic then blocked me??
person 2: yeah he totally suicide bombed u
person 2: yeah he totally suicide bombed u
by draingangman May 24, 2022
Get the suicide bombedmug. They might be family but they don't mean you well they trying to turn you out, there making you look bad, are you that socially Suicidal, you will do anything to seem like you belong in that crowd, you're looking bad, especially when your trying to portray something different outside of those friends.
by BONEL February 15, 2025
Get the SOCIALLY SUICIDALmug. ITS THE SUICIDE SQUAD RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!
by Basketballz February 13, 2023
Get the suicide squadmug.