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Suicide-Hobo

A term used to define a D&D player who does Murder-Hobo type shenanigans (such as randomly robbing NPCs) but doesn't have good stats to fight and kill their way out of a bad situation.
"I was playing like an absolute suicide-hobo when I used my 1st level halfling bard to lie and steal from some really strong dwarf NPCs. I absolutely would have died if they caught me.
by Ceaig69420 October 8, 2023
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business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but you, mismanagement (by you) of your own financial assets and resources
If you are about to commit business-suicide, take action when others tell you to, before you drive yourself to debt
by Sexydimma May 19, 2016
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a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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Suicide Swallow

The cum shot during deep throating that causes you to almost choke to death.

When someone chokes on cum and cock while deep throating and almost dies.
"My wife almost died on that suicide swallow."

"I hooked up with a suicide swallower and she turned blue."

"She said she could take a load and died for the suicide swallow."
by AshLo907 April 18, 2025
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Suicide Corner

Is the act of driving on the wrong direction on a one way curve on highway 5 Alberta Canada between Magrath snd Welling in the icy winter, after dark with the lights off. If completed you earn the right to tell your friends that you did suicide corner
Yo did you see Dave

Ya he did suicide corner
by Mahngeat December 9, 2023
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Suicide Bait

Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.
Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."
by funkmann April 10, 2025
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Suicide Edging

When you make yourself depressed to the point of almost wanting to KYS, but then you bring friends around to cheer up.
"Man, Tyler's Suicide Edging again, SMH."

"Did you know that Sam has been Suicide Edging for three years?"
by Myocardium July 1, 2023
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