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Steve Job

A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.
Cornelius gave me an auspicious Steve Job last night.
by anonymous January 1, 2017
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Steve

patriotic, blonde, strong, and kind, Steve is an old soul with a strong moral compass. He's sometimes known as the star-spangled man with a plan and has America's ass
person 1: steve, that suit did nothing for your ass
person 2: as far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass
by Hondacf100! November 15, 2021
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Steve

by BlackestKid March 13, 2021
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Steve

Steve is the best among the best, the coolest among the cool. Steve is the friend that will always be there, a sun among us mere mortals.

Steve is not a lord, but a GOD, and a god of coolness at that.
Person A: " Who's that cool guy riding an electric unicycle back there?"

Person B: "Oh it's just Steve. Steve is just cool like that."
by Potatoii March 21, 2023
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Steve

The bestest most sexy and funny OL. such an Oski Stan and Cal trivia fanatic. #joinrallycom Lover of Mr.Worldwide (305) very speedy(this is due to the glasses) always late, directionally challenged
The other day I had a question about Cal so I asked OL Steve and he just started singing Hotel Motel
by oskilover6969 August 22, 2023
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Steve

The male Karen. Steve will bully people and then cry to management when someone says something to him. Steve thinks that he is always right and has narcissistic tendencies. Steve also listens to creed as he jacks off and cries at the same time. Steve will always out Karen Karen any day of the week and twice on sundays.
That guy is being such a Steve, he’s gonna speak to the manager about his small to-go tea…

That guy sure is a real asshole, he’s being a real Steve !
by Donnie america September 9, 2021
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Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room
Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years
by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019
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