Spooning is another word for offending. It is derived from the feeling of that someone is digging out a part of your heart with a spoon by saying something mean to you.
"Dude, Jeniffer totally spooned me last night when she told me she'd slept with Joe."
The act of many Oklahoma Sooner fans coming to the aid of a single misguided Sooner fan. This action usually occurs on message boards and can be spotted easily because of the Sooners overly emotional reactions to simple posts.
Even though TLO is an idiot and everyone knows it the Sooner fans still Sooner-Piled blah & bdub just for calling him out.
Scientific name: Sploogeous saurus
Can be found in the Rex variety.
This rare humanoid can be found in a variety of habitats. They are usual rejected by the herd, sometimes they will ask out the females just to hear them reject him. This can go on until the Spoogeasaur has reached 100 rejections. They are generally hungry for some poon-tang on a massive scale and will stalk their prey for months, even years. If you see a Spoogeasaur follow these simple steps: Back away slowly, don't make any sharp movements, and slam it's wang in the door.
"Damn Guzman is such a Spoogeasaur, he was after Erin, but then she slammed his wang in the door. Now he can't feel the power no more!"