jamaican smoked sausage

The act of taking a huge rip out of a bong and proceeding to blow it into a vagina, sticking your dick in immediately so the smoke comes out with your strokes.

E:Yo bro I was trying something new with my girl so I gave her the Jamaican smoked sausage.

M: What’s that?

E: Look it up and urban dictionary but it’s some wild shit!

by Bimbap July 24, 2021

It's all beans and sausage

Everything is going well

Hey dude, how you doin.

it's all beans and sausage

by PhineousPhreak August 28, 2013

puerto rican sausage

a puerto rican penis, bigger then 9 and a half inchs.

J.Lo's got some fine puerto rican sausage

by T_Roy July 28, 2008

pork sausage

The act of getting bent over and taking it in the ass from the MAN.

Damn, I got stuck working a double shift again, I'm tired of getting the pork sausage.

Everyday I go to work I feel the pork sausage always finds me.

by Russ Bone May 2, 2008

my sausage

I huge object between my legs

Me: Hey babe look at my sausage!
Babe: its so big!

by Paddythebeast69 June 3, 2019

grapes and sausage

Penis and testicles.

"So this guy thinks he is getting a back-alley blow job from a chick. Then he goes to stick his finger in the pie and comes up with a handful of grapes and sausage!"

by Branden Hassett October 30, 2006

Pearl Sausage

The act of a man ejaculating into a female's (or male's) mouth and having her/him spit the ejaculation onto the tip of the man's penis, thus creating the illusion of a pearl on a sausage.

"Man, Veronica gave me a nice one the other night and finished me off with a nice pearl sausage."

"Josh said 'pearl sausage' to me the other night and I ended up think of what it could mean and then I wanted to give him one."

"Do you charge more for a pearl sausage?"

by sinspirations October 4, 2011