Before the date, I decided to pre-eat some almonds and an apple to avoid scarfing down the porterhouse in front of her.
by billjenstuart April 20, 2011
A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.
Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.
by mGBm December 29, 2023
Someone who consumes wapanese media in moderation (but still risks becoming a full-fledged weeaboo).
1: That guy watches anime, what a weeb!
2: Hey, watch your language! Watching a few episodes of japanese-made cartoons doesn't make you "overly obsessed with Japanese culture to the point where you become annoying". He's doing it responsibly. He is a pre-weeb.
1: Whatever, he's on the path to total weeaboofication...
2: Hey, watch your language! Watching a few episodes of japanese-made cartoons doesn't make you "overly obsessed with Japanese culture to the point where you become annoying". He's doing it responsibly. He is a pre-weeb.
1: Whatever, he's on the path to total weeaboofication...
by Arzoleste September 14, 2017
by Pre-Pong January 13, 2021
by myk247365 September 10, 2017
When a woman or orifice has been aroused or inseminated to the point that a a phallus can slide in without effort. Often used to convey disinterest in foreplay and the result of using a fluffer.
Meet her friends? Are they DTF? I like them pre-seasoned! In fact, it's best if someone else has already talked them up.
by Capn C-Block March 02, 2014
On her pumkin ale the sugar nutmeg rom was go e before sha finished her beer. She got no satisfication with her beer when the pre-rimification occurred.
by Lisalee the great June 25, 2017