Simp Paralysis

Very horrible. It is diagnosed when you have simped too hard online and in public! The only cure is to REDACTED.

Bro, I heard that Jeremy got diagnosed with Simp Paralysis.

by UnoKage June 9, 2020

pp paralysis

When it never gets soft again

Doctor, doctor! I’m experiencing pp paralysis!

by Licc November 22, 2020

Reverse Pearl Harbor

The bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

"Reverse Pearl Harbor" because it was the US's retaliation after the attack on Pearl Harbor therefore the saying "Reverse Pearl Harbor"

Person 1: Your literally mexican bro shut up
Person 2: keep playin wimme bruh ima pull a reverse pearl harbor on u

by Yorkie_dim December 22, 2020

sheep paralysis

a state in which you are not quite mentally present and your subconscious takes over your keyboard, often making remarks regarding eugenics or asexuality

i didn’t really mean what i said last night, the sheep paralysis took over my body

by iwannaiguana April 9, 2021

Georgia Pearl

A Georgia Pearl is a kidney stone that is milky white in color with small brown spots. The Georgia Pearl hangs around way too long. It depletes all of the host's resources she can before she is pissed out of the tip of the infamous Georgia Penis into a filthy toilet and is then flushed away into our clean rivers and lakes.

"My Doctor said that Georgia Pearl has been in my bladder for years slowly stealing my nutrients." "Did you hear the sound that Georgia Pearl made when it hit the metal sink?

by Goody2Shoez April 14, 2021

Marjorie pearl

Pretty lady "Pretty woman " that plays with her self. Flick the pearl

Marjorie pearl, Flick the pearl

Want to go out?
No just playing with myself.

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Blue Pearl

Blue Pearl is a minor character in Steven Universe. She's a gem that serves Blue Diamond. She's a shy and quiet Gem, and she rarely talks. She likes to draw too, as she said in "Together Alone".

Blue Pearl has served Blue Diamond for thousands of years, well before Pink Diamond owned Earth.

by Altzzzy July 20, 2021