Murphy's Law opportunist

Someone who utilizes the "reliable" bad-luck-causing syndrome of Murphy's Law by actually turning it his own benefit or that of his friends. Extra points if these other folks actually hire him for pay to "suffer on their behalf".

One excellent example of a Murphy's Law opportunist would be someone who hangs out his laundry to dry on an occasion when rain is desired.

by QuacksO August 11, 2019

Oshiri Monco Oppai

Usually chanted while making a circle of T-posing individuals. This statement both sends demons into an item (in the center of the circle) and brings them out. The sentence itself is absolute nonsense in every language. The sentence translates to Ass Vagina Boobs, originating from Japenese.

30 people standing around a grape: Oshiri Monco Oppai, Oshiri Monco Oppai, Oshiri Monco Oppai, Oshiri Monco Oppai, Oshiri Monco Oppai...
You: ...no

by Vincent Does Things October 12, 2019

Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijaacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes

Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash

by D Flawless April 26, 2020

Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes

Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash

by D Flawless April 26, 2020

and i oppsie

we are bring back and i oop but with a twist. this word is strictly for the soft boys, girls, and gender non comforming. it is to be used i. funny, serious, and neutral situation. it is the soft anthem.

You broke your back? that’s an and i oppsie!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Drop-Down Oppression

When a drop-down menu fails to include any option that applies to you and doesn't include the option 'other', thereby invalidating your existence

Dude, a lot of companies use drop-down oppression to keep outsiders out

by D Flawless November 28, 2020

Egg the opposite sex

The egg is when you pee right before you cum, Or vice-versa.

"dude I totally egged her face!"
"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"

by EliteRedemption December 20, 2020