Beans in the crockpot

Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.

Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard

by The evil doctor December 21, 2019

Make Beans

To create a foul odor, as if to ward off vampires and hobgoblins.

Making beans is instinctual, the maker has no choice in the matter.

James decided to make beans on the dance floor. His mother disowned him.

by auntanya July 22, 2009

Jimmy Bean

A name you might give your best fwend in the world.

You should always appreciate your jimmy bean.

Jimmy bean can you like my Instagram post

by JimmyBean❤️ April 23, 2018

Bean dip

When you're eating her box and you move to her ass but you forgot to search for shit

The party was good until i had the bean dip

by A$$sucker July 18, 2016

spin the bean

Pleasuring a woman's clitoris with two fingers in a circular fashion.

I almost got carpel tunnel playing an exilrating game of spin the bean.

by Sighcmonman May 10, 2017

Bean pole

Jack

Jack is a bean pole

by M.saucey March 31, 2020

thumbin bean

verb - when a woman thumbs her clitoris

I caught my old lady thumbin bean!

Stop thumbin bean and do some dishes.

by WiseRook June 7, 2009