by aamyereecaylaaa 🩷 August 2, 2023
Get the Push offmug. by goth2boss September 20, 2019
Get the shia pushmug. When you pinch your vulva making the clitoris protrude, and then stick your protruding clitoris into a lesbians vagina.
by tory borty November 8, 2013
Get the clit pushmug. After consuming a sufficient quantity of salmon and müesli, a Norwegian’s stool will reach a firm, concrete-like consistency that allows them to initiate an ancient medical ritual known as the Oslo Push.
The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.
The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.
The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.
The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.
Olaf- “I am so stressed about my final exams that I’ve caught a cold.”
Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”
Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”
Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”
Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”
by Randy May December 27, 2023
Get the Oslo Pushmug. As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
Get the Polish pencil pushmug. by anonymous January 27, 2022
Get the Pushing 🅱️mug. Pushing Rainbows: To inject illegal substance. On the far end of the spectrum, it could also mean a peace keeper.
1: Today I’m going to push some rainbows.
2: I really am pushing rainbows today! Gotta keep the peace!
2: I really am pushing rainbows today! Gotta keep the peace!
by WithAnEgoLikeThat December 29, 2017
Get the pushing rainbowsmug.