by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009
Characterized by a white person that has a fear of black people and tries to overcome this fear by sleeping with black men.
by tbdoesnotcumnaturally December 20, 2019
A time when you and the boys decide to take a day to reject humanity and become Monkey. We may not be able to become Monkey physically, but we are all monkey on the inside. Monkey hour lasts for as long as you want as monkeys dont know how long an hour is.
by WildBin December 30, 2020
An agent provocateur, pot stirrer, or fire starter whose only purpose is to increase entropy within their field of influence.
The plot owed its seemingly endless twists and turns to the play's cast of chaos monkeys and capricious ne'er-do-wells.
by BlumpNumpkin December 09, 2022
Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
by jimmydevious January 27, 2013
by iTzMaGiK May 09, 2017
Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018